Situations Vacant / Situations Wanted – Poetry Jobs, Apply Within

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and your reply will be forwarded to the advertiser.

Rhyme on!!

Poetry Sits Vac / Sits Wanted.
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Poet seeking work, flexible hours,
live in or out. Prefers to do ballads and/or
quatorzains but anything considered.
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Couple, he 37, she 34, both formalists
available for sonnets, sestinas etc.
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Live-in poet required. Every other weekend off.
No post-modernists. (Please note!!)
No doggerel writers need apply.

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Poet seeking work from October.
may be willing to relocate for right offer.

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Comfortable room available
for a versatile poet. Mostly light verse
required but may be required to
compose epithalamiums as our children
are close to marrying age.
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Shakespeare was a man of wit
and on his shirt he had some shirt buttons…

Lady poetess looking for post, preferably
in a home without children. Large portfolio
available for inspection. Comic verse
and villanelles a speciality.

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Writer of nonsense verse (live-in) required.
Will need a valid passport and U.S visa.

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Can you rhyme at will? Then this may be the job
for you. Friendly modern Orthodox family with
two children, seeking live-in poet, preferably
female and Jewish.

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Are you a fan of Modernism and vers libre?
Then this ISN’T the job for you.

Family, modern in every respect except for taste
in poetry, seeking a full-time formalist, live in
or out.
Some weekends required.

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A room of one’s own is waiting for that special poet.

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L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E poet required for immediate start.
UK or EU citizen only.
P60 must be available. Generous package and holidays.

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caxtons are mechanical birds…

Do you agree? Are you able
to mix humour with metaphors?
If so a fabulous opportunity awaits you.
This position would suit a retired gent
working from home.

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Poet (m) seeking position, live-out only.

Likes Eliot, Stevens, Lowell, Bishop etc.

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Hungarian couple, hard working poets, long visas
looking for poetry work in London and/or the home
counties.

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cont’d over

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